Industry jobs are all roughly equivalent. You trade in your hours for a handful of dimes, until middle age set in and you are left wondering just what exactly you did with the best years of your life. Therefore, when you go to visit the CSM All-Mining All-Drilling All-Dancing Career Fair © ® ™, you should choose which companies to visit based on the only metric that really matters: who gives away the best pen?
ASARCO Grupo Mexico
California Steel Industries Inc.
Solvay (Special award for pen ergonomics)
Paterson & Cooke (Judges special award for writing quality)
CUDD Energy Services (Combo highlighter!)
Black & Veatch
Packers Plus (4-color)
Ellwood Crankshaft Group
Bill Barrett Corp.
Severstal (several equivalent entrants)
Vishay Dale Electronics
CUDD Energy Services (Plain Click Pen)
Fracking Terrible Pens:
Halker Consulting LLC
Gyro/data (Special award for ergonomics)
Proctor & Gamble (With flashlight!)
Range Resources (Excellent storage clip)
The Deeply Embarrassing:
Stillwater Mining Co
They’re all bad, call it a day and head to GCB instead.