Satire

E-Days for Introverts

By McKenna Larson This is a direct response to the terribly social E-Days schedule created by the school. Stay inside without having to sacrifice the events of the weekend. All events take place in/around your own home, no tickets or reservations are required, and other humans are completely optional.  Thursday, April 21st  Activities with no…

Weird Graduation Gift Ideas

By McKenna Larson Student debt payment countdown clock.  Friends don’t let friends miss payments A Job Rejection preparedness kit This should at least include tissues and some kind of card that says, “you were too good for that job anyway.” Anything else can be added that someone would need to keep Live-Laugh-Loving their way through…

Mines Rebranded: Football is King

By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. School officials have made the drastic, but unsurprising, announcement to declare engineering dead. The…

Golddigger Movie Reviews: Reviewing Some of Hollywood’s Greatest Hits in the Worst Possible Way

The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. By Lauren D’Ambra Movie opinions are some of the most objective opinions out there and it’s easy…

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