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Top ten ways to distinguish a freshman from a senior

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10 - Waving and shouting "Hey!" across a crowded classroom is still funny
9 - Proof of intelligence is still frowned upon
8 - Smiling
7 - Walks across campus include making eye contact
6 - Making fun of a teacher for a whiteboard error is still "clutch"
5 - Excessive absences because of a "late night" are still "ok" grade-wise
4 - Their long distance relationship with the high school girlfriend at CSU is still strong
3 - The "relationship" with their advisor is still one of trust
2 - Not ceremonial chanting of "D for degree" has occurred yet
1 - Not yet dead inside

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