Recent polls at the Colorado School of Mines Slate Cafe indicated that the average student thinks that the spoons in the dining hall are “too big,” and should be traded out for smaller ones.
Since Sodexo took over as the food service provider for the Mines campus, many “foods” have changed. Director of food services Mr. Arturo Biscotti commented on the changes when asked about the poll results. Biscotti said, “I can not comment on the changes made to the silverware in the Slate Cafe, because it is beyond my control. Do not misunderstand me when I say this – the silverware is possesed. In fact, many things in the Slate Cafe have begun to exhibit strange behavior recently.” When pressed further, Biscotti seemed agitated and uneasy, and refused to say more about the situation.