By McKenna larson Looking for some out of the ordinary gifts to make this Valentine’s Day the most magical one yet? You’ve come to the right place! We’ve assembled some wonderfully wacky and weird Valentine’s Day gift suggestions that are sure to make your significant other question everything! Instead of a teddy bear try… A…
By Zachary Barry It’s that time of year again. The leaves have almost all fallen from the trees, and there is a chill in the air. These changes can only mean one thing, the return of Geese to the Mine’s campus. If this is your first year at mines, you may not know what to…
By Caleb Pan Stage 1: denial It’s week one. That fresh semester energy, seeing friends again, having a big-name-big-money job offer, and the lack of an actual workload during syllabus week might just push me to do my best! Stage 2: anger It’s week two, and I’m already slapped with a common hour exam. Alright,…
by McKenna Larson Here are my top ideas for pumpkin carvings themes for Mines students, but be sure to customize and get creative with colored candles, paints, or anything that suits your style! Don’t forget to roast the seeds for a yummy snack. Spooky Ideas: A failed calculus exam Coolbaugh room 209 Your favorite (or…
Are you looking to build your perfect class schedule this Fall? Make sure to check out some of these new coursed offered by the Registrar’s Office this upcoming Fall. MEGN342. UNDERWATER BASKETWEAVING. 2.0 Semester Hr. (I, II) An introduction to the mechanics of artistic fiber basket design while inhibited by fluid dynamics and a situational…
Have you ever been swarmed by foot traffic when leaving class? Have you ever felt the need to hide in a bubble to avoid germs or strangers? Have you ever wanted to get some sunshine without worrying about melanoma? Well, Mines has the solution: a human-sized hamster ball for every Mines student, available now! These…
On Wednesday, February 24th, members of the Golden Public Works department and residents who live near the congested crossing of US Highway 6 and Heritage Ave aka the Great Bottleneck of Highway 6 gathered on Zoom to discuss the long-overdue redesign of the busy, dangerous interchange. This meeting was prompted by an incident in early…
So, you’re a Mine’s student just doing your business on campus. However, one day, some obnoxious Californian comes to your midst, moaning “My Lord, My Lord, where is my In-N-Out Burger? Why have you forsaken me?” or “Where is my double-double cheeseburger salvation?” or even “Where is my milkshake propitiation for my gluttonous sins?” This…
There is currently a growing grassroots movement among students around the food being served at Mines Market. Salt, and even more startlingly, other spices, are used daily in meals prepared by the Mines Market staff. The behavior and culture of preparing salted food are now being put down by a coalition of students calling for…
The Perseverance rover landed on Mars recently. A star payload is a helicopter. The designers have shrewdly declared that 90% of their test objectives will be met if the helicopter actually takes off. Landing is the hard part. Anyhow, a little-known commercial funder of this little helicopter is Ben & Jerry Ice cream. Yes, the…