The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. By Lauren D’Ambra Movie opinions are some of the most objective opinions out there and it’s easy…
By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. The Food If college is known for one thing it’s well-fed students. On campus…
By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. Every member of the Mines community awaited your arrival anxiously and we were stunned…
By McKenna Larson Appetizer: A charcuterie board is a fun and delicious customizable appetizer for you and your valentine to enjoy. Here are some recommendations for delicious boards that can be customized to any diet: Cured meats like salamis, prosciutto, smoked salmon. This can be substituted for vegan meat alternatives like vegan chorizo or whatever…
By Jeremiah Vaille Since the Winter Olympics are ongoing just 6 months after the delayed Tokyo Summer Olympics, and this is The Oredigger’s Valentines Day edition, I figured I would share a story of Olympic love. While athletes must focus on their sports and competition, the Olympic village is still full of socializing and some…
By Jeremiah Vaille The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympic Games have begun and will continue until February 20th. Colorado is well represented at the Olympics this year. Of the 224 athletes selected to represent Team USA, 23 currently call Colorado home. Additionally, 31 athletes in total were either born in Colorado or live and train in…
By Giovanni Ramirez The 80s were a time of glamor but also a time of stupid brutal slasher horror films. Anyone could list off several such films: Halloween (sequels, the first was the 70s), Friday the Thirteenth, Nightmare on Elm Street, Evil Dead, The Hitcher, and so on and so forth. Into the 90s the…
By Jade Glaister Following the theme of the well-known 2005 to 2014 show, “How I Met Your Mother,” the new show, “How I Met Your Father,” was released on January 18. While maintaining many characteristics and personalities of its origin, HIMYF adds a modern twist that makes the show more suitable for watchers today. This…
By Jade Glaister The month of February, thanks to its possession of Valentine’s Day, provides the opportunity to listen to love songs all month long. No matter your situation, you can take a break from studying by laying in bed, eating chocolate, and listening to a plethora of sweet and beautiful songs… which may be…
By Lauren D’Ambra Well Orediggers, it’s that time of year again: snow is falling, the color pink is showing itself more and more, and chocolate boxes are popping up in grocery stores. It’s Valentine’s Day! Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is a great reason to show your loved ones how much you care…