President Obama announced today that he is entering his “senior slide” for the last two years of his second term. Similar to when high school seniors check out for their final spring semester, Obama will spend his last two years in office slacking off. When asked for a comment the President had this to say: “Come on guys. I got Obama-care enacted, what else do you want from me? I can’t wait to just chill and coast through these last two years.” When asked what he plans to fill his time with, he responded: “I don’t know I’ve been meaning to finally restore my old Trans Am and Michelle’s been pushing me to start scrap booking with her but I haven’t had time up until now. It’ll just be nice to not have to worry about drone strikes or NSA wiretapping for a change.”
After the President’s statement, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that Obama will be available if anyone wants to rock some Skynyrd and pound some beers with him on the White House lawn.
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