Daily Archives: April 27, 2022

A History of Saint Patrick’s Day

By McKenna Larson The Saint Himself The legend of St. Patrick states that he was born sometime during the 5th century in Britain before being sold to Ireland as a slave. Eventually he was able to escape and found solace in the Catholic Church. He returned to Ireland to “save” the people there by spreading…

A Night to Remember

By Lauren D’Ambra The COVID-19 pandemic has brought about all sorts of unusual circumstances and challenges, including one that many people wouldn’t immediately think of: a widespread cancellation of high school proms. Opinions on prom differ from person to person, but for most it’s a highlight of their high school career and it’s sad that…

Mines Rebranded: Football is King

By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. School officials have made the drastic, but unsurprising, announcement to declare engineering dead. The…

Golddigger Movie Reviews: Reviewing Some of Hollywood’s Greatest Hits in the Worst Possible Way

The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. By Lauren D’Ambra Movie opinions are some of the most objective opinions out there and it’s easy…

A History of E-Days

By Lauren D’Ambra Hey Orediggers! This is your friendly neighborhood Editor-in-Chief speaking. We at The Oredigger have just realized something absolutely terrible. It’s so horrible to think about that I’m having trouble just writing about it. Are you ready to know what it is? Are you sure? (brace yourselves) Okay, here goes nothing: just under…

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