Satire

Very Excellent Finals Advice

By McKenna Larson Cram the night before.  This is a classic for a reason—it works! No matter how much studying you do or don’t do before the last minute, always spend the wee hours of the morning before an exam staring at a computer screen or textbook.  Stop going to classes.  How can anyone have…

Cancel Classes on Career Day

By McKenna Larson Colorado School of Mines takes pride in the success of students at all levels in finding jobs at Career Day. It’s a full day for students to meet employers, practice professional social skills, and really see what is out there in the world after college. Perfect right? Well, it would be if…

E-Days for Introverts

By McKenna Larson This is a direct response to the terribly social E-Days schedule created by the school. Stay inside without having to sacrifice the events of the weekend. All events take place in/around your own home, no tickets or reservations are required, and other humans are completely optional.  Thursday, April 21st  Activities with no…

Weird Graduation Gift Ideas

By McKenna Larson Student debt payment countdown clock.  Friends don’t let friends miss payments A Job Rejection preparedness kit This should at least include tissues and some kind of card that says, “you were too good for that job anyway.” Anything else can be added that someone would need to keep Live-Laugh-Loving their way through…

Mines Rebranded: Football is King

By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. School officials have made the drastic, but unsurprising, announcement to declare engineering dead. The…

The Best Parts of Being a College Student

By McKenna Larson The Golddigger is the annual satire issue of The Oredigger. All stories on this page were intentionally written with satire in mind and are not to be taken seriously. Contact us at orediggerstories@gmail.com for any comments or questions. The Food If college is known for one thing it’s well-fed students. On campus…

Copyright © 2020 The Oredigger Newspaper. All Rights Reserved.